(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ 

katara:

i’m not racist i love chinese food 

swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

gollums-new-best-friend:

chileanboyvstheworld:

this guy is a guardian of the galaxy 

I feel safer already

shingekinokyojinheaven:

he just became like 50% carrot

improbablecarny:

I feel like Dashcon was a result of 4chan being all “we’re going to destroy Tumblr!!” and Tumblr being like “not if I destroy myself first!!!” and then collectively punching itself in the face

accidnet:

single and ready 2 flamingle

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hitoml:

judge in court: everything u say will be held against u
me: boobs
jury: haha
lawyer: haha
judge: haha case dismissed

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

Shoutout to the thick girls who are also thick in the arms and belly and everywhere else that isn’t considered as sexy.